There’s nothing quite like waking up to the smell of bacon in the morning. It doesn’t matter how comfy your bed is, the smell of bacon is a lure that cannot be resisted by any means known to humankind. Even the most world-weary of us will put on slippers and a warm robe and trudge down to the kitchen for some fried pork bliss. Now, with this pillowcase, you can enjoy the smell of bacon all the time right from the comfort of your bed.
J&D’s is offering a bacon-scented pillowcase ($12.99) that will keep the sweet smell of bacon swirling around your head while you sleep. The smell is supposed to last for 6-12 months as long as you wash the pillowcase according to the care instructions.
They do include a list of possible side effects that includes:
- Happier dreams of breakfasts past, floating on bacony clouds or placing the winning hog at the 4-H contest.
- Effortless, overnight weight loss by kicking your digestive system into high gear – try not to eat your pillowcase.
- Dramatic increases in your intelligence and higher brain functioning because… Bacon.
- Easier wake-ups – your mornings will be like being shot out of bacony cannon.
Nothing we can’t all handle. Bring on the bacon!