As I sat through a half-hour of trailers at The Hunger Games this past weekend, I realized how many geektastic movies are coming out this summer that I’m going to want to see. Seriously. It’s absolute madness how many geek-appealing movies are crammed into the next few months. I’m already behind, having not yet seen John Carter or Mirror Mirror yet. And since it’s not often an easy task to get out to a movie when you have small children, that means it’s time to make a list and start prioritizing! Bookmark this post with what’s coming between now and September, and let’s make a pact together to see as many as we can. Who’s in?
- Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan’s Hope (April 6)
This one came out a few days ago, but that means you’ve still got a chance to see Morgan Spurlock’s shot at a documentary of the con-fan experience.
- The Cabin In The Woods (April 13)
I was lucky enough to see this at SXSW. As I told you then, don’t watch the trailer, but if you’re a Whedon fan, don’t let this one out of the theaters without seeing it.
- The Pirates! Band of Misfits (April 27)
A PG rating for Hugh Grant’s first animated role means you can take some of your kids to this swashbuckling flick based on Gideon Defoe’s books. The cast also features David Tennant, Jeremy Piven, and Martin Freeman.
- The Raven (April 27)
For the high school Poe nerds. John Cusack.
- The Avengers (May 4)
May the fourth be with you… no, wrong movie franchise. Couldn’t help it. But this is really the summer blockbuster we’re all waiting for, isn’t it? And when I mean waiting, I mean four years since the first teaser at the end of Iron Man. No pressure, Whedon.
- Dark Shadows (May 11)
Frankly, I’ll see anything with crazy Helena Bonham Carter being crazy. This Tim Burton take on the late-60s TV show looks fun, but maybe dollar-theater fun.
- Battleship (May 18)
When I heard they were making a movie based on a board game, I imagined a two-hour long version of the old commercials. The trailer looks fun after all (and Alexander Skarsgård? I’m there…), but this movie better feature the line, “You sunk my battleship!”
- Men In Black III (May 25)
Really? Sigh. But… who among us of a certain age doesn’t have quite fond memories of the first two? So you know you’re going to have to see this one too.
- Snow White and The Huntsman (June 1)
I admit to derisively referring to this as “Snow Twilight.” The movie still looks good, as long as I can get over the casting. Or I could just see Mirror Mirror and call it good on summer doses of that particular fairy tale.
- Prometheus (June 8)
This was originally meant to be a two-part prequel to Alien, but has become more of a same-universe story than a prequel. Still wouldn’t hurt to re-watch Alien beforehand.
- Safety Not Guaranteed (June 8)
This movie based on a classified ad in The Copenhagen Post seeking a time travel partner (Know your meme!) was nominated for a Grand Jury Prize at Sundance.
- World War Z (June 21) Correction: This one won’t be out until 2013.
Post-apocalyptic horror based on the book by the same name. I’m not a Brad Pitt fan, but I do like zombies and Matthew Fox. I’m making a note to read the book first.
- Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (June 22)
Based on the novel of the same name, this can go only two ways: really good or really bad. There’s no middle ground in a Lincoln/vampire mashup.
- Brave (June 22)
There’s nothing about this animated hero we aren’t looking forward to here at GeekMom. Move it to the top of the list.
- G.I. Joe: Retaliation (June 29)
Just in case your childhood hasn’t been sufficiently relived and/or slaughtered by movies in the last few years, here’s one more dose.
- The Amazing Spider-Man (July 3)
Here’s how this reboot happened: “No Spider-Man 4? Whatev. Guess we’ll just start over.” But it’s Spider-Man, so of course we’ll all see it. The sequel is set for release May 2, 2014.
- Ted (July 13)
The quantity I can qualify this as “geeky” is low, but it’s Seth MacFarlane as a talking teddy bear in the story-after-the-story. What happens when the lights go down on a delightfully warm Disneyesque animated flick? This. I saw parts of it at SXSW, and it looks hilarious, as long as you like bong-smoking teddy bears beating up Mark Wahlberg.
- The Dark Knight Rises (July 20)
MOAR Batman. Personally I’m looking forward to Anne Hathaway’s presto change-o shoes that seem to go from stilettos to flats in pre-release photos.
- Total Recall (August 3)
By August, we may feel like we’ve seen it all before… comic-book reboots, eternal sequels… And a remake of Total Recall, this time with Colin Farrell instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger and no trip to Mars.
- The Bourne Legacy (August 3)
Bourne movie #4, with no Matt Damon. But it’s not a reboot, and he hasn’t been replaced. It’s simply a whole different movie set in the same universe, but with no Jason Bourne. (I think we can safely put it on the wait-for-dollar-theater list.)
- ParaNorman (August 17)
An animated movie with zombies and one kid who can talk to them. Oh, and the witches and ghosts too.
Whew. That gets us through the summer. And if you survive these blockbuster sequels, prequels, and remakes, you’ll be rewarded this winter with The Hobbit in December and (at some point) Mass Effect.
Did I miss any? What are your top three must-sees?
6 thoughts on “There’s a Lot to See–Plan Your Summer Movie Schedule Now”
Great list! When I looked through, however, I noticed you had “World War Z” on there. As I didn’t realize it was coming out this year, I looked around for a trailer and couldn’t find (a real) one. Further digging revealed that the pushed it to June 21, 2013. Still, plenty to see this summer!
“The Avengers” is probably my most-anticipated, though “Spider-Man,” “Prometheus,” and “Dark Knight Rises” are way up there, too.
That’ll teach me to read years on dates, won’t it? Thanks!
World War Z…Completely recommend reading the book. It is an incredible read, however, the movie really has nothing to do with the stories within the book. The title is mostly the only thing they have in common…Oh and Zombies I guess.
Wow, everyone’s talking about WWZ! I thought I’d leave a note to recommend skipping the reading part and get the audiobook. It’s amazing and read by a brilliant cast of actors such as: Rob and Carl Reiner, John Torturo, Becky Ann Baker (the mom from Freaks and Geeks!), Alan Alda and on and on! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z#Cast
Totally worth the listen. You’ll never do so much laundry in your life! (I love to just sort and fold clothes listening to audiobooks!)
Ted. Really? Isn’t FX already doing this with Wilfred? I think I’ll pass. Here’s a fun thing to do until Lincoln: Vampire Hunter comes out. Whenever you’re in a packed theater, and the preview for it shows, as the title is thrown up at the end (eliciting some guffahs and chuckles from the people who’ve never heard of it), shout at the screen, “Start with the sparkly ones!”
I think the only one I would add would be Lockout to your April lineup. It looks like a revamped Escape from New York with Guy Pierce and produced by Luc Besson. I have my own list of upcoming films to see at http://www.marturia.net/blog/?p=6726
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