Our family dog Lucy is a puggle, a cross between a pug and a beagle, who thinks she’s a cat. Our whole feline family is tolerant, but we’ve always laughed about the way the dog trots after us, licking our ears clean when we tolerate her dog breath.
But my cousin Cassie is best friends with Moe and, trust me, Moe is a bone fide catelogical mess. He takes species confusion to a whole new level. Just sayin’. He’s definitely not a cat. He isn’t even a mammal! No April foolin’!