How Do I Love Thee? Let Me Count the Geeks.

My husband and I don’t really do Valentine’s Day. The one awesome memory I have is of seeing Daniel Radcliffe in London on the day I went in search of a Cribbage Board, for a Valentine’s gift. So really it has very little to do with my husband. Then there was that time he got me heating pads and chocolate, because he knew how I suffered, you know, once a month.

So this year, I’m going to work on showing him how much I love him as only a geek can. By annoying him with movie/television references all day! I’d love any suggestions for ways to profess my love.

1. I love you more than Princess Leia loves nerf herders.
2. I love you more than Batman loves black.
3. I love you more than Al loves a good cigar.
4. I love you so much, not even the Death Star could stop our love.
5. I fart in your general direction.
6. (In response to I love you) I know.
7. I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.
8. Our love is like a flock of doves flying up to heaven above.
9. I’m your density. I mean, your destiny.
10. When I’m around you, I kind of feel like I’m on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case I do them all the time.
11. I love you like Riker loves Troi, I mean, I could do without you for a couple of years, but then, you know, true love.
12. I will love you until George Lucas gets a new idea.
13. QamuSHa
14. I will love you, and I will stay with you, and I will be everything to you, unless Chris Pine stops by.
15. You have been my conscience and guide. You have helped me to recognize the best parts of myself.
16. Make it so.