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What morbid humor.
Some might say a blood orange would be just as welcome.
And we don’t have the heart to tell him what happened either.
The only problem is they don’t make very good boo-quets.
Perhaps she could go into deliveries.
Caffeine certainly helps my personality be more electrifying.
Maybe these aren’t very good riddles.
Don’t boo us off the stage just yet, there’s more!
Just don’t take any home in a doggy bag!
Hopefully the line isn’t so long we need a bouncer. That would be awkward.
Maybe your kids want to get home to their electronics too.
There’s just no good excuse for that joke.
Maybe a darker sheet would have prevented that sheer mistake.
Share these with all the little monsters this Halloween! You’ll be sure to get some extra boos, hisses, groans, and moans!
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This post was last modified on October 30, 2018 1:23 pm
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