Thanks to ThinkGeek, we have a new giveaway this week! For those who can’t get enough Star Trek memorabilia they have another fantastic item that is as useful as it is decorative. The officially licensed ThinkGeek Star Trek Enterprise Pizza Cutter is the Enterprise NC-1701, from the original series. It has a laser etched stainless steep blade with a solid zinc-alloy chromium plated body. It all comes in its own padded gift box. This pizza cutter is exclusive to ThinkGeek, so you won’t find it anywhere else.
This has to be the neatest pizza cutter I’ve ever seen. It looks just like the Enterprise. This would make a special addition to anyone’s sharps drawer. Its blade is 4 inches in diameter and the entire cutter length measures 8.5 inches. (And to keep your Enterprise looking shiny, please, hand wash only.)
How do you get one, you ask? Simple. Write a ThinkGeek-style haiku in the comments below, just like the ones in their emails. Extol the virtues of Star Trek, pizza, the Star Trek pizza cutter, or even what you had for breakfast. The deadline for entry is midnight Eastern Time on Friday, November 19. We will pick one random winner this weekend, and we’ll announce the winner on Monday, November 22. One entry per person, please.
If you’re not lucky enough to be a winner, you can still buy a Star Trek Pizza Cutter at ThinkGeek’s website for $24.99. Perhaps pair it with the Star Trek Academy Titanium Spork. Star Trek and ThinkGeek have you covered with beverages, too, offering a Star Trek Enterprise Bottle Opener and a Starfleet Hip Flask. Or, if you go the other way, use the Klingon Corkscrew to open a bottle of wine. Or if you plan to do battle with your pizza cutter (not recommended), at least make it fair by giving the other person a Star Trek Phaser (or an Expendable shirt).
I had no idea that ThinkGeek carried so many quality Star Trek wares. But the Star Trek Pizza Cutter is especially beautiful. The circular cutting edge looks just like the saucer section. Genius.
How to cut pizza?
Enterprise is at the helm.
Beam me up a slice!
Family of five
Cuts through pizza again like
A new Enterprize
🙂
How to cut pizza?
Enterprise is at the helm.
Beam me up a slice!
Family of five
Cuts through pizza again like
A new Enterprize
🙂
Heated polymer —
Appears to be safe, captain.
What is this “pizza”?
Heated polymer —
Appears to be safe, captain.
What is this “pizza”?
Eyebrows raised on high.
Slicing pizza with our ship.
Quite fascinating.
Should have been:
Eyebrow raised on high.
Slicing pizza with our ship.
Quite fascinating.
Eyebrows raised on high.
Slicing pizza with our ship.
Quite fascinating.
Should have been:
Eyebrow raised on high.
Slicing pizza with our ship.
Quite fascinating.
Photo Torpedoes.
Splatter sauce across the stars.
Cut with stainless steel.
Photo Torpedoes.
Splatter sauce across the stars.
Cut with stainless steel.
Imagine the tips
if the pizza guy drove up –
in the Enterprise!
Imagine the tips
if the pizza guy drove up –
in the Enterprise!
Who stole my pizza?
Replicator now broken
It must have been Khaaaaaan!
Who stole my pizza?
Replicator now broken
It must have been Khaaaaaan!
shaped like the saucer
of USS Enterprise
pizza is awesome
shaped like the saucer
of USS Enterprise
pizza is awesome
sauces and saucers
what do they have in common
this pizza cutter
sauces and saucers
what do they have in common
this pizza cutter
Engage a cutter
As sharp as John de Lancie
How I still miss Q
Engage a cutter
As sharp as John de Lancie
How I still miss Q
Pizza, pizza–yum!
But Enterprise brings more fun:
geekiness galore!
Pizza, pizza–yum!
But Enterprise brings more fun:
geekiness galore!
With the Enterprise
I can cut through more than space
Pizza is cut too
With the Enterprise
I can cut through more than space
Pizza is cut too
Enterprise saucer
cut me a slice of pizza
it is logical
Enterprise saucer
cut me a slice of pizza
it is logical
I love Italian
And so do you my good friend
You double dumb ass.
I love Italian
And so do you my good friend
You double dumb ass.
Why not replicate
Just the one slice of pizza?
Using this tool rocks!
Why not replicate
Just the one slice of pizza?
Using this tool rocks!
Beam me up, Scotty!
That pizza’s wearing a red shirt.
It’s doomed to die soon.
Beam me up, Scotty!
That pizza’s wearing a red shirt.
It’s doomed to die soon.
No dilithium.
Warp drive down. One hour to live.
Give me a raise, Jim.
No dilithium.
Warp drive down. One hour to live.
Give me a raise, Jim.
oh q to my q
spock, again with the klingons
red shirt must not live
oh q to my q
spock, again with the klingons
red shirt must not live
Great Space Alien.
Scans report Mozzarella.
Maximum slice Spock!
Great Space Alien.
Scans report Mozzarella.
Maximum slice Spock!
Pepperoni and cheese
These two go together like
Captain Kirk and Spock
Pepperoni and cheese
These two go together like
Captain Kirk and Spock
Thanks pal. Awesome website you have here. Have some more links to link to which have a bit more stuff like this?
Thanks pal. Awesome website you have here. Have some more links to link to which have a bit more stuff like this?
Pizza and wine a good combination…. (Hopefully I can win one of these!!) I really want one.
Pizza and wine a good combination…. (Hopefully I can win one of these!!) I really want one.